I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
"I brought Amy out here because we’re about to introduce Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson, our next two presenters and it’s a big deal to introduce them. So because of that, we wanted to make sure we gave them the best possible introduction so we wrote a bunch of them and if you don’t mind, we’re just going to read through them now."
public school dress code
whenever someone says they’re “taken” i assume they’re waiting for liam neeson to save them
There’s no better time to be reblogging this again.
I thought this was so nice
What does it matter? Nothing matters anymore.